Sophia has turned up to a photo-shoot for a project called barefoot and bound and insists on wearing ghastly green fishnet

tights! Despite the poor rigger's protests, Sophia is a complete diva on set and won't countenance taking off the offending

items in order to serve the project. Ariel hatches a plan - she will tie Sophia hand and foot, spread to the bed, silence her with a

bit gag, then RIP the ghastly fishnets off Sophia with her bare hands. Thus revealing Sophia's bare feet so the producer and the fans

will be satisfied. Sophia can only struggle helpless and humiliated!

(Hywel's note: this is a bit art imitating life. Sophia has a penchant for leg wear which I don't share, but she's usually

very gracious about it. We decided to make this story a bit of self-mockery casting Sophia as an arrogant model - take a look at the

out-takes how hard it was to keep a straight face!)