When you think about it, travelling cabaret singer is the perfect cover for a vampire queen. No-one expects to see you in daylight,

you're always travelling around, you book shows night by night, stay up late, and who is going to notice the occasional

audience member who doesn't make it home? Add in the supernatural allure of the deadly species and listeners will find themselves

salivating and handing over hundreds of dollars just for a shrug of a shoulder or a hint of bare foot tease - it'll drive the strippers

mad that you're stealing their dollars, but it means you'll never be short of untraceable cash. And if one of them gets too

curious or too vengeful, why, they'll not be missed either. And a girl has to eat.

The only problem is when wannabe Van Helsings figure out who and what you are and follow you back to the local crypt where

you've stashed your grave earth. Getting tied up by the hunters is an occupational hazard. She knows just how to play them with

the damsel in distress "oh you must slay the master vampire to release me from my unearthly curse" angle. Off they charge,

leaving her securely bound to pursue an imaginary overlord while you, hopefully, make good your escape. This one seems to

have soaked the cords in Holy Water, though, which is a really bad sign... can't turn into mist, so she'll have to try to

fight free!