Dear Teenaged Me. You should definitely go on that trip to Hong Kong, and you should definitely pay more attention in Chinese classes.
Because it turns out all our fantasies are going to be fulfilled! Yes, you can be loved by and owned by a man who adores you- but who also treats you like a sex slave. Who'll keep you happy and healthy and ohhhhh so sexually frustrated in exactly the best way, but who
won't be mean or rude except when you've deserved it. The only problem is, the one you happen to meet speaks Cantonese natively,
Mandarin fluently, and English hardly at all. Life would be so much easier if only you'd kept at it in class!