No, really. I know it looks very life-like in the photos, but I assure you this is the latest model of Japanese sex doll. You can almost believe it is a living girl, forced to dress in a slutty split gown and chained in a dungeon to await the perverted desires of whoever rents her for the night. But I assure you, that would be totally illegal. We run a strictly legal dungeon here, latest-generation sex dolls only. Of course, if you'd like to PRETEND that under the wig it is your back-stabbing business rival who the Yakuza have kidnapped and put at your mercy so that you can take over the entire city, well, we all have our little kinks, don't we? And if she kicks and screams? Well, that's just good programming of the sex doll, isn't it>