Cindy - Internal Examination
"So, you want to apply for a position as my assistant? What is your name, my dear?"
"A good name for an assistant. Now, is there anything in particular you wish to do as an assistant?"
"Well..." she seemed somewhat hesitant, almost as if owning up to a kinky guilty secret, "I want to be sawn in half!"
"Sawn in half? Let's examine your stomach. Hmmm. A bit soft! It needs conditioning... I will send you to my brother, The Evil Surgeon he will know what to do!"
The Evil Surgeon put the phone down and giggled manically. Another subject for his medical experiments! A new victim for the Evil Magician, to boot! He knew just how to condition Cindy's abdomen. He could start with the procedure! Although, strictly speaking he should maybe perform a full examination first. Not that it was a strict medical necessity, he told himself, but it was always better to be sure. And of course it would provide just the pretext he needed to use a particularly "invasive" form of X-ray device- the sort that pushed the X-ray tubes right though the stomach!
Even the Medical Council (those hide-bound fools!) couldn't complain about doing an exploratory X-ray, could they? It would seem like prudence, even if the use of the internal probe was perhaps a little unorthodox. The worst they could say was that he had tested more extensively that common practice required- but that just meant he was a safer surgeon!
He warmed up the tubes on the X-ray probe that would shortly melt its way through the delicious warm flesh of Cindy, his new patient...