The Office Party
Starring Jasmine Sinclair
Ahhh, the office party! Chance to let your hair down at the office, have a few drinks, buffet lunch laid on by the boss, a few more drinks, try to chat up Jasmine the gorgeous (but scary) P.A. and not getting anywhere... have a few more drinks... then the boss announces that he's booked some after-dinner entertainment! Oh what's this? A cheesy magic show? "The Evil Magician", eh?
That box looks kinda interesting. Always fantasised about sawing Jasmine the P.A. in half, especially when she was giving one of her withering put-down lines. Oh, he's calling for a volunteer. Surprise surprise, no-one's stepping forward. "Jasmine! Choose Jasmine!" Funny, everyone else seems to be shouting the same thing, even the boss!
So Jasmine the sexy P.A. steps forward. "How do feel about been sawn in half?" ask the magician. Of course, Jasmine refuses (well duh). So he promises her that he'll just levitate her... but she has to be hypnotised first. Mollified, she agrees... the magician waves his hands, snaps his fingers and... she's under.
Don't know where the idea came from, but suddenly he was having her strip in front of the whole office!! OH YEH!! Whoever set that up deserves a medal- actually maybe it was the boss, from the look in his eyes! And turns out the magician was lying, he's going to saw her in half anyway! She's a lot less sharp-tongued when she's hypnotised... boy is she going to be red-faced and embarrassed when the hypnosis wears off! But for now- get in the box Jasmine, you've got a date with a saw-blade!