Nurse Jessie's Headache
"No patients today, Nurse Jessie?"
"Nope. Not one. Nothing."
"Oh no! What are we going to do with ourselves all day?"
"Well Doctor, I have got the most awful headache..."
"A headache? A headache! Ah! I have just the thing! A little bit of head accupuncture should do the trick! Not with needles, though- I find the procedure is much efficacious with knives!!"